OUR APPROACH

UPLIFTING BRANDS IN A WORLD OF TERMINAL DECLINE

THE FORECAST FOR DOOMSDAY DOESN’T HAVE TO BE SO DARK.

AT GENTRIFIED BURGERS, WE BRING BRANDS AND CUSTOMERS CLOSER BY HELPING THEM COPE WITH THE END OF THE WORLD, TOGETHER. AND WE DO IT IN FIVE EASY STEPS.

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COUNTDOWN TO DISTINCTION

1

YOU hire us

IF YOU LIKE OUR APPROACH, PLEASE BE IN TOUCH. WE WILL DISCUSS WHAT YOU NEED, HOW SOON YOU NEED IT, AND WHAT YOUR NEEDS WILL COST. TO EXPEDITE MATTERS, WE’LL INSIST YOU SPEAK TO OUR FOUNDER DIRECTLY.

2

WE SURVEY
THE SCENE

WE WILL HAVE ONE OR TWO CONVERSATIONS TO LEARN WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW FROM YOU. THESE WILL BE SIMPLE THINGS LIKE WHAT YOU DO, WHAT YOU WANT FROM US, WHAT YOUR TASTES ARE IN MATTERS OF NAMING, COPYWRITING AND GENERAL GENTRIFICATION.

3

WE GENTRIFY IT

WE WILL GET TO WORK ON YOUR GENTRIFICATION PROJECT AND PRESENT THE RESULTS TO YOU IN PERSON OR ON ZOOM. WE WILL ALWAYS PRE-AGREE WHAT THIS PRESENTATION INCLUDES SO YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.

4

WE GET FEEDBACK

WE TAKE YOUR FEEDBACK AND HONE OUR WORK ACCORDINGLY. WE RECOMMEND PURCHASING TWO OR THREE FEEDBACK LOOPS TO MAKE SURE THERE IS TIME FOR ENOUGH TRIAL, ERROR AND COLLABORATION TO REACH AN AWARD-WINNING, GENTRIFIED RESULT. WE WILL BUILD IN AS MANY LOOPS AS YOU’D LIKE TO PAY FOR.

5

EVERYONE’S HAPPY /
THE WORLD COLLAPSES

ONCE THE PROJECT IS COMPLETE, WE WILL SEND AN INVOICE AND WE WILL REMAIN FRIENDS ON LINKEDIN FOR THE REST OF TIME. WE WILL BE ROOTING FOR YOU EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. GIVEN THE ADVANCED STATE OF COLLAPSE, WE WILL ASK FOR PAYMENT WITHIN 30 DAYS.

And that’s basically it.

if you think it can’t be so simple

try uS

It’s easy because we’re good at it.

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